Private Investigator

A stalker with a business license.

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 April 8, 2019

private worm

Jarrod from the Hitching Post in NA, IN.

Private worm will make you a snack, that private worm makes the best snacks.

by Capt Whanye Mann October 31, 2020

private face area

Private areas on your face that you don’t want tampered with.

Stop! You’re violating my private face area.

by HerBeastHisBeauty September 26, 2021

Private school

Noun
1: A place to spend all of the money you inherited from your grandparents dying.
2:Pure torture, too much homework, an insane amount of pressure

3:A brainwashing torture chamber
4:No weed ):
5:NO FUCKING REFUND BITCH
All meanings also work together

During summer: Wow, I can't wait to go to this amazing new school! It has to be good if I spent $20K!
First day of school: Uuuummm refund maybe?
A few weeks in: I guess ill just end it all now. Private school killed me and now ill...

by Unlisted_games27 December 13, 2022

Private buy

Private buy/Privately bought
A personal purchase of an unreleased song of an artist from somebody with access to unreleased music.

David privately bought (Private buy) a bunch of unreleased Playboi Carti songs from 2019? We're definitely never hearing those...

by jmktdyuhij May 28, 2023

omega private school

Let’s see well let’s start off with Omega private academy is a trashy private school costing $11,000 a year to go to. Everything you learn is below standards and complete shit like learning about Alexander grahm bell for 3 months and not even reinforcing it. What the hell how are you supposed to get into a good school after going to this hell hole. The school hours are way shorter and no fridays which I guess is ok but it just reinforces the fact that YOU DONT LEARN A GOD DAMN THING.

Omega private school is fucking shit.

by Succ4life March 6, 2018

horizon private school

a school where the high school principal likes to shove his dick in male students and teachers get horny for minors. the place smells like straight up ballsacks. every kid there is either gay or lost their virginity at the age of 7.

that dude looks like he's sucked dick, prolly goes to horizon private school.

by uranega June 11, 2023