Porkland, Oregon

Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.

My 400 lb ex girlfriend lives in Porkland, Oregon.

by Mykey1 September 26, 2006

portmandoe

An angry, self-righteous woman in academia with an unreasonable chip on her shoulder about gender, discrimination, cultural appropriation, and related topics.

Be careful about your response to that facebook post on inequality, it's sounding a little portmandoe!

by KitLit September 5, 2015

potlandania

The imaginary peace land of the potheads.
The place where all stoners meet.

Dude man I am from planet Potlandania!

Smoking a doob...10 min. later...
Next stop: Potlandania!
Oana: Yo man... I am at Potlandania!
Inga: How'd you get there maaan?
Oana: I smoked a shitload of weed man! wan' some?

by MarijOana March 16, 2009

partland

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.

John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Portmand

When the very fabric of your being gets erased from the corridor of time when they who shall not be named places a black bag on your head, wipes all record of you ever existing in the first place, shaves off your hair and puts you in a room for months on end.

Just like in V For Vendetta, where Natalie gets Portmand - The government gave humans a quick glimpse of the reality.

I’ve said too much, I won’t be making it through the night bro…

Zef: We gotta be careful what we say bro, I cannot get Portmand like the rest of them.

Tang: You’ve already said too much, goodbye old friend…

by Mr Tang June 1, 2021

pornland

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon

Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

portlan

you spelled portland wrong

"I am so excited to go to Portlan!"
"You mean Portland?"

by portlan December 25, 2011