portlan

you spelled portland wrong

"I am so excited to go to Portlan!"
"You mean Portland?"

by portlan December 25, 2011

Natalie PortLAN

A warrior who plays Halo on Xbox Live. A fan of both Natalie Portman and Local Area Networks.

"I just played Natalie PortLAN in a game of CTF on The Pit"
"That kid Natalie PortLAN must really like Natalie Portman"

by goblan January 24, 2012

portmantbro

A portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, turducken).

A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).

Me: I tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. I was totally broadkill.

Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?

Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.

by Loren David Newman January 4, 2013

Portland Snorkel

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.

I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.

by Snorks March 24, 2007

Portland Oregon

The shit hole of the north-western United States.

The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.

Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans

by PDXoriginal March 6, 2019

Portland Freeze

A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.

Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.

Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.

by jollytravels January 14, 2019

Portland Passback

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.

Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!

by SelfishSi June 10, 2018