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Poogle

dog, a hybrid breed, Poodle & Beagle mix
My dog is 1/2 Poodle, 1/2 Beagle. She's a Poogle!
by Poogle owner September 16, 2008
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Pooted

To shit. When you plan on farting but something goes wrong.
Mom: What's that smell?
Lil' James: I pooted.
Mom: Boy in your new pants?
Lil' James: *shrugs*
by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010
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Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.
Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"
by Bangboy December 29, 2009
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poodlepumper

A person who enjoys have sex with dogs, specifically poodles (both toy poodles and otherwise).
Bob is pretty fucked up, I think he is a poodlepumper.
by AlexD January 28, 2005
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pooter askew

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.
Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"
by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008
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Poodle Fisting

Holding your arm up and out like a Black Panther member.
Al "Nobody ever listens to our demands."

Jonny "Lets go poodle fisting down 5th street."
by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012
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pooter

girl, i need some pooter.
by peter parker April 30, 2003
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