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Quantum physics

Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man
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Balloon physics

The way that computer-generated graphics in some movies don't respect real physics, free fall too slowly, and bounce off each other unrealistically. Also, the flailing of a cheap mannequin standing in for a real stunt performer can be called balloon physics.
Did you know that Titanic avoided having balloon physics in the evacuation scene by rotoscoping real humans jumping from cranes?
by mousefactors April 27, 2022
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Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.
That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?
by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011
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physics package

n. (Military jargon) The essential workings of a nuclear or thermonuclear weapon. The "physics package" is designed by scientists at a weapons lab and comprises all the nuclear reactants used in the device, such as plutonium, lithium deuteride, etc. The military then decides how to deploy it (missiles, bombs, backpacks).
Military weaponeer: "The B-66A is an advanced, bunker-busting, anti-raghead weapon that is based on the Los Alamos E-1337 physics package. The guidance system uses a special neural network code to identify and deliver the device against brown-skinned persons of the Muslim persuasion..."

Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"
by Carl Willis October 17, 2004
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Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.
Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.
by RealBillNye November 30, 2020
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A British Physical

During sex, The man sits behing the female who spreads her asscheecks. The man then reaches in the rectum, and fishes for as much fluid as possible. He then sticks his hand covered in butt juice, into the vagina, and does the same. This is done repeatedly until the female is too sore to undergoe it any longer.
Guy to his friend: last night i gave this bitch a british physical! I was in and out for like an hour and a half!!!
by DirtyBrit September 11, 2009
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