Penis

mine is small

Penis is fine

by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

Penis Tango

1. An act where multiple penises contact each other in a graceful and elegant fashion

2. A nondescript term that can be used either as a noun, verb or adjective—but most often a subject noun—as a “filler” for when the speaker or writer forgets the subject in which he or she is referring to but wishes to continue moving on with the statement.

3. An excerpt from a modified or corrupted version of the NATO phonetic alphabet.

1. Let's get Mark and Dave over for a little penis tango and scones.

2. I'll be right over once I get done changing the oil on this penis tango.

3. Ace, we have a tango here! ID: alpha, penis, foxtrot, semen, victor, labia.

by Ricky McStickshift February 4, 2010

carnival penis

A penis that's fun for the whole family.

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"

by The Mingler May 10, 2014

Penis Ravine

a man’s abs that show the V leading to his penis

Check out that guys abs he had a penis ravine.

by belowdeck February 29, 2020

sans penis

The genitalia of the famous character Sans, from the 2015 indie-game, Undertale.

sans penis

by Simon_34545 June 18, 2021

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018