Penis

Man: Hey you seen the new best gadget?
Woman: Nope why wot is it?
Man: *Opens pants* The Penis
by Haydn Oates-Stott November 06, 2007
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penis

1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
by A No-name-us September 05, 2006
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Penie

Wow you have penie!!
by Charlooott July 03, 2009
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PENY

plural of penis. =D.
la la la lA PENY BITCH!!!!!!!
by kLAlALla April 08, 2004
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penis

The only game that could ever make math class excentric.
Object of the game: Be the person to yell penis the loudest. One at a time, people whisper(then say/yell) penis. A referee is needed to judge whether the last person who said penis said it louder than the person before him, if not, he is eliminated and the game continues.
To be played in public areas.
Great at weddings, in the guy's locker room, the mall, class, and, of course, driver's ed.
Try it out, just start yelling penis.
by Ultimatejerk September 02, 2006
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Penis

'My penis and I went out for dinner last night'
by Bo^gamra December 08, 2003
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penis

now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"
"i have a collection of penis"
"Could you hold my penis"
"i want my penis back"
by andy May 28, 2004
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