Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.

Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.

by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009

Suck my pelican

It mean suck my long dick, and be offended because you can really suck my pelican -Kenzie Bushe

Nigga suck my pelican!

by Kenziiee12 September 2, 2016

The ol' pelvic sneeze

To cum

Guy 1: "Yo I just did the ol' pelvic sneeze"
Guy 2: "STOP TELLING ME THIS SHIT"

by Whatconstipationlookslike December 5, 2020

to get peloused

To be interested with a girl only to realize afterwards that she is a lesbian.

-"his crush was a lesbien afterall"
-"Oh no ! he just got peloused!!"
( to get peloused)

by lawn27 June 15, 2021

rabbit pellets

What you get when you are partly constipated and strain with all your might while defecating on the toilet, so called because the tiny balls of feces in the bottom of the toilet look like rabbit dung.

"I strained for half an hour in that bathroom and all I was able to get were rabbit pellets."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

screeching pelican

When you are having sex with a girl on the beach and you pull out put your penis in the sand and then put it back inside of her vagina.

I was having fun plowing my girl on the beach but then she moaned someone elses name so I gave her the screeching pelican real fast.

by rusty rocket July 19, 2006

pelao

Originaly from the word PELADO. the accent of Spanish speaking areas around the caribbean often leaves out "d" sounds when in the last sillable.

This word literally means bare.

In the Colombian Caribbean and in Panama it is used as slang for boy, young man, etc. and also as an endiering word.

"Ese pelao si molesta!"
That boy is really anoying!

"Oye, como se llama ese pelao? Esta lindo."
Hey, whats that guys name? He's cute.

by pelao maluco December 1, 2010