Penetration panties

Crotchless panties allowing free access to the holiest of holies.

I bought Doris some penetration panties for Valentines Day. The old spunk nuggets nearly exploded when I saw her try them on.

by Richnirvana April 1, 2008

panties of faith

n.
1. Christian beliefs that disallow premarital sex
2. Christian beliefs that empower youths to remain abstinent (often sarcastic)

Many hot girls go to youth group, but they all wear panties of faith.

by Ian Norris March 13, 2008

Sticky panties

When women release vaginal frothy discharge onto their panties and a length of time has passed, that discharge then dries and hardens within the pubic hair creating a glue onto the panties.

I went to use the restroom, but I couldn't pull my underwear down because I had sticky panties. I ended up ripping out some pubic hair while pulling down my underwear.

by Hockr March 6, 2013

empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

Panties

Womens underpants.

Thongs, boy-shorts, g-string, briefs are types of panties.

by Smitty134 October 19, 2010

panties

Not the greatest thing in the world, but next to it.

Nice panties, but I'd like to see whats underneath

by falum September 5, 2010

Pizza Panties

The act of a woman having her period without a tampon or pad applied while having a blue waffle.

my friend took his girlfriends dress off and he look at her panties and she had pizza panties and his penis went in and out his butthole

by scootttttt65432 June 20, 2010