the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.
person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it
person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
by codbosucks January 13, 2011
Get the Care package whore mug.When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!
I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!
by Randy Young May 13, 2005
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a dude with all the right stuff in place, good job, education, good looking, nice car, good build, dancing skills,stylin' clothes,everthing neccesary for makin it with the ladies.
by j.d. smith July 9, 2003
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Get the actor-director package deal mug.When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.
To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.
To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.
This has been said around at my job recently.
To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.
To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.
This has been said around at my job recently.
"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."
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"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."
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"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."
by patches_the _cat October 28, 2009
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Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
Get the creepy crawly crabs package mug.When a girl and a guy are having anal sex and the girl shits during. The result is a messy brown cocktail...
"Oh that hurts, shit i think i need a poo..."
"Oh don't worry ahhhhh fuck... your having an indian package"
"I think we need to break up"
"Oh don't worry ahhhhh fuck... your having an indian package"
"I think we need to break up"
by Scuba2steve July 24, 2007
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