orbisgoated

You're not goated.

"Orbisgoated" basically a way to laugh at a guy

by sonskin July 22, 2024

orbisgoated

orbisgoated is the thickest, juiciest man in the world, his dick is 11.7 inches in length and 6 inches in girth, it curves upwards at 12.4 degrees and to the left at 7.3 degrees, his semen tastes like the most delicious thing on the planet and can be used as a dipping sauce for almost any food.

Many people love orbisgoated for how much semen he produces as he single handedly solved world hunger with a single pump.

Me: OMG! orbisgoated you are so hot!

orbisgoated: I know, now come over here and get to sucking.

by Cell Ballin July 22, 2024

orbisgoated

what is there to say, orb is goated.

Adam: orbisgoated
Discorbia: he really is goated

by Orbisgoated August 9, 2024

Oritsejemiyotan

The most wonderful human to ever walk this earth. Their whole existence is just awesome AF😝 Can be shortened to Yotan

Efua; "Oritsejemiyotan is such a blessing in my life"

by Luyoluyo March 6, 2024

Orbit

orbits are twinks that reuse the same jokes and are never creative

“How’d you know I was an orbit?”

“Cause you’re a twink”

by moonmonkey123 March 7, 2024

Orbis

A bisexual Brazilian man.

"Did you see Orbis recently?"
"Yes, I have!"

by Daxter42069 March 19, 2024

Orbiter magnet

A female who attracts a lot of beta orbiters. This is due to her friendly, sweet and talkative nature, which desperate men will mistake for a sign of her being attracted to them. This leads to a situation where a big group of clueless guys stick around in her orbit, unaware of the fact that she acts the same way towards all of them, and isn't actually interested in any of them.

She was so sweet and we had a great convo, I thought she might like me. Then I noticed that she's like that with everyone, she's just an orbiter magnet.

by OW_player March 26, 2024