bummed the octopus

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.

Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.

by finbarD June 30, 2008

The Octopus

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.

Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus

by J-Biiiz March 30, 2011

octopussy

a person with eight vagina's

Kayla has eight vagina's. That means that she is an octopussy

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

the octopus

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.

Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.

by spunk chops December 14, 2009

Octopussy

Eight vaginas on one creature.

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with vaginas, that would be an Octopussy.

by Octowoman (again) November 1, 2010

octopus emoji

The octopus emoji can be used to communicate female genitalia. Deriving from the word octopus having 'pus', short for pussy (see pussy) in it. Tentacles grossly, and abstractly resembling labias.

"Man, I ate some mad 🐙*octopus emoji* last night, and I'm not talking about seafood."

by Frankcesca January 28, 2016

octopussy

One female having eight vaginas, or one looking like having eight vaginas.

Matt Zylman was licking Mrs.Pafias's (a very fat lady) octopussy all afternoon.
Matt: Mrs.Pafias you have the nicest octopussy ever!
Mrs.Pafias: You have the tiniest dick Matt!

by Amy February 5, 2005