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Object Localization

Object Localization is the concept of an object escaping hyperspace to become physicalized. This phenomenon occurs when an entity/object's death boolean is set to 1 or true. It can also occur if an entity/object brute-forces outside of hyperspace and converts into an electron on exit.
Alexandra: Right... So what the fuck just happened?
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.
by olek0 January 25, 2023
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Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 22, 2025
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Polarized Objectivity

When you don't know what to write about in your executive summary and your third group member refuses to do anything so you just make some bullshit up to make it sound like you know what you are talking about.
The factor of speed has not been addressed yet in the article, as its importance is subjected to the user, rather than being something that has polarized objectivity.
by lipoicacid April 13, 2025
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she/her-ing objects

when (often self proclaimed liberal girls) assign inanimate objects she/her pronouns

it seems to be done as a feminist act ….. but haven’t women been objectified enough?
i see your yellow hydro flask with a RBG sticker, and compliment it : “oohh, she’s cute”
lighting a bowl and it catches: “oh she’s going now!”
looks at dress in mirror: “she’s giving y2k glamour”

in each scenario, “she” referring to the inanimate object - hence she/her-ing objects
by tiktoktarot444 January 2, 2022
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subjectively objective

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact
Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.
by AerialSong May 23, 2022
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Object Fool

the object show where you act like a fool

also is one of the teams in animatic battle, object fool's season 2
Eucerin: Hey guys, welcome to Object Fool! Where you act like a fool.
by AlphaStage May 24, 2024
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