banana nuke

A weapon that will destroy everything

Yo i just used a banana nuke and the universe imploded 33 times

by nightmare565 April 16, 2008

nuke the whales

Whales are the downfall of modern earth. Did you know that every time a whale ejaculates, it emits over 400 gallons of semen. Their semen contains marlox which has a certain potency of acid to kill all the fish in the ocean ecosystem. We have to kill those fucking whales. If you are a fisherman and you see a whale, immedietly take out your harpoon equiped with c4's and fire it straight into the eye of the beast.

Whales have extremely large penis', if we nuke the whales the ocean is saved.

by Steven McTowelie May 4, 2006

nuked the fridge

The movie version of "jumped the shark".

Indiana Jones 4 nuked the fridge went they nuked the fridge.

by LMG9 May 26, 2008

Nuke Booster

Pussy-assed n00b on Modern Warfare 2 organising to ruin online multiplayer by inviting a player onto the opposite team, hide in a secluded area, plant tactical insertions and let one get kill the other 25 times in a row to activate their tactical nuke, so after repeating the procedure many times they can unlock a shitty rotating emblem. Once you locate them and take down the culprit yourself, the one on your team will try to attack you and they will both eventually leave the game whinging.

Guy #1: There's a nuke booster behind that cabin in the north west corner of the map, I'm going to take them out.
Rest of team: OK

by JizzySpunkbubbles December 25, 2009

Nuke Balls

The feeling one gets after racking up your first 24 killstreak in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and having some douchebag runner knife you in the back preventing you from getting your nuke on. Much like the feeling of having your girlfriend lovingly suck on your penis and wait till you are about to cum but instead, headbutts your balls.

Gamer: DUUUDE I almost got a Nuke on wasteland!!!!!

Roomate: Fuckin tits dude

Gamer: Right? Ive been trying all week!! Wait, why do my balls hurt so bad all the sudden?

Roomate: Dude, youve got Nuke Balls .....

by gman527 August 30, 2010

Loose Nukes

1. A category for the uncategorizable
2. An explanation for the unexplainable
3. An excuse for the unexcusable

Thug #1: Yo homes, is Enya considered New Age or Soft Pop?
Thug #2: Who knows g, loose nukes!

Sorority Girl: Katie was totes loose nukes last night at the bar. I'm pretty sure she hooked up with the bouncer...
BFF: OMFG again?... loose nukes, yo!!!

by Swisscutie April 5, 2009

darth nuke

An obsessed Star Wars fanboy, who looks for obscure Star Wars errors and spams the hell out of message boards until somebody listens to him.

Darth Nuke: You are dishonouring the Mandolorians! I will complain a lot as if they were real!

by Angry Geek March 28, 2005