Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!
OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles
by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
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Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"
Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!
by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008
mugGet the shitting through the eye of a needlemug.

pop off a needle

damn i just popped off a needle on that biatch, damn thats off hizzle fo shizzle dizzle!
by shizzle makizzle October 21, 2003
mugGet the pop off a needlemug.

Alabama Pine Needle

The act of taking a needle, and inserting it into your dick, then cumming it out into a female.
Guy1: Dude, I just gave a bitch an Alabama Pine Needle!

Guy2: omg! did it pierce through her vag?

Guy1: Yeah bitch was bleeding everywhere.
by limpsandsharks November 7, 2011
mugGet the Alabama Pine Needlemug.

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia
Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.
by R. Trombone March 31, 2003
mugGet the Needle Dicked Bug Fuckermug.

1 man 2 needles

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.
I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.
by Prostate Exam May 28, 2014
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(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)
by alikatt333 January 8, 2009
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