Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.
by The keeper of the cheese October 20, 2013
the natural urge to complete any of the bases with someone...for example: making out, hand job, blowjob, casually spooning with no clothes on, full penetration, etc.
by fboyz4life November 13, 2016
slang for "natty daddy", a 8% beer thats cheap as hell and tastes like shit, but gets you totally wasted. theyre pretty much just four lokos without the flavor and energy stuff.
by LooLooLooLooLoo December 14, 2012
by chochochode August 06, 2012
by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehepl September 16, 2012
1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.
2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.
by floorfly November 19, 2010
by SpaghettiFingers September 15, 2015