semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

nacho bitch

a bitch that isn't yours

that's nacho bitch

by yo momma89 January 15, 2012

nacho party

A nacho party consists of the following:
- you must plan a party and invite lots of your friends
- none of these friends show up
- you sit alone in the bathroom and cry and eat nachos and your tears mix with the nacho cheese

That was the worst nacho party I've ever been to.

by SilverMiner January 3, 2017

Make Nachos

An expression used when something upsetting is about to happen. Used as a joke to lighten the mood and to prep someone when shit’s about to go down.

Girl 1: Let’s watch The Notebook!
Girl 2: Oh god, let me make nachos first.

Girlfriend: Babe, we need to talk…
Boyfriend: About what?

Girlfriend: Let me make some nachos for you first.

Boyfriend: oh shit

by Ravshasrektme November 4, 2017

nacho cart

When u want to be boned (Fucked). Announcing it to the public to let them know u wanna fuck. Or to the person you wanna fuck.

Ex. Bae can u please meet me at the "nacho cart".

Shit I wish he would meet me at the nacho cart, sheesh he so fine.

by jalacia April 16, 2015

mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.

Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!

by That Honkey February 23, 2023

Beefy Nacho

The coolest fucker around. Kinda looks like El Chapo. Best code name ever.

"look! beefy nacho shaved his mustache!" "what no he didn't. he still looks like El Chapo"

by keelareeno6969 November 18, 2016