bisexual mess

shuichi saihara

person #1: who do you ship shuichi with?
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

messing a boot

Messing around about to get hurt

My Daughter is always messing a boot.

For my Canadian friends

by Eddymoney00916 May 23, 2022

HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.

Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."

by beclan October 31, 2012

Mess up

To change something and bring its value to a lower degree.

I balled up LeBron James and took him to the hole in 1 on 1 10 times. I won the game 10-0. He told me I should play in the summer pro league. I said no way, nuh-uh, that shit might try to mess up my game.

by MatthewSzymanski December 18, 2020

Jamacian Mess

while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.

last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.

by Chester_1968 August 3, 2021

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

soda mess

A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.

Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?

by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016