Ocean City, NJ

A city in south Jersey populated by PA people, douchebags, preppy girls, jocks (even though I said douchebags), and the general upper-middle class trash. All the definitions are right, the city is dead in the winter, after Labor Day this city sleeps until June. You need to go out of the city to get alcohol since it's a dry town, that doesn't mean you can't find some bud though. This town is something to avoid if you're not a family or the general lower intelligent "Jersey Shore" fan who's brain is fried from all the tanning. Also there are no hot girls there, unless if you're into tanned bimbos.

Guy 1: Let's go to Ocean City, NJ for a few days.
Guy 2: Nah man that's just spoiled teenagers and families.

by DudeInSkinnies July 8, 2012

Apple Pie Hill NJ

High atop a hill theres a tower in the wonderful pine barrons of NJ, a place where hicks and hitchhikers gather to see the sites, drop stuff off the tower,smoke pot,drink,have sex, and swing.
if your a white american citizen then come on up
if your not, then go to camden or something

I go to apple pie hill to have fun

NO NIGS ALLOWED

by Bill March 23, 2005

West Paterson, NJ

A location in New Jersey, west of Paterson, Always refered to as paterson. Any time this town is mentioned people automatically think it is the extreme ghetto and refer to you living in the ghetto. This town is never marked on a map. Most of its attends are forced to go to the Regional High School, this town is the fall off of hispanics, blacks and whites, who have migrated from Paterson. Those who think they are now better than the residents of Paterson. This town is heavily populated with ghetto people, Guidos and fake ass girls.

Kenny: I live in West Paterson, NJ.
Sam: Oh shit you live in the Ghetto.
Kenny: NAH ITS WEST OF PATERSON.

by kbamdo October 18, 2008

Swoccer Mom from NJ

A noice swoccer mom from Ventnor City, NJ.

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by Soccermomfromnj May 24, 2016

Emerson Jr/sr high school NJ

The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school

Yo bro Emerson Jr/Sr high school NJ is a crappy school don’t go there

by Lumpy funker August 2, 2019

Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community

A group of dark skinned brats who dress the same, act the same and are predictable to the point where you could pretty much plot their next move out in a game of chess. They can also be found smoking or drinking excessively. They have the emotional strength of a copper wire and would probably steal copper wires from home depot because they are shiny. They also like to brag about how they live in the hood and are willing to stab or shoot you with a wood chip they pick up off the ground. Not to mention their obsession with using the words "Who you think you talkin' to!?" They are a shame to the African community, they are selfish, rude and aggressive and the thing they will put on the bottom of their list is working or anything productive. The sad thing is they seem to be copying every bit of this from T.V. Is this what Martin Luther King got all those ass-whooppin's for !??!?!?

Chris Rock was right I love black people but I cannot stand Niggas! Or, the Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community.

by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.

"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"

by swissroll123 July 22, 2017