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congratulations everyone! you can stereotype!

anyway, this sport does take skill. if you think its easy then try going 200 mph in close proximity with 42 other cars where 1 mistake will cause a huge wreck. not only that, you have to go in the turns at the right angle and right speed. besides, at watkins glen and infineon they turn right.
so before you bash shit read a fucking book.

one more thing, this "redneck inbred" thing, inbreeding is fucking ILLEGAL and i have never heard of a "redneck" who was australian or colombian or even italian. have you? didn't think so. so for fuck's sake stop stereotyping. how would you like it if i said that F1 was for gay french people? wouldn't like it too much now would you?
NASCAR does take skill so go ahead and try if you think its so easy.
by qwqwqwq121 June 27, 2010
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Nascar

A 500 mile race between 43 drivers on a simple oval-like track. Though at some tracks it is more than just "turn left" EX: Infineon, Watkins Glen, other Road Tracks.

In other words, Simply The best thing in the world. <--- PERIOD BITCH!
"Every Sunday I watch Nascar! I <3 it"
by Nintendoid24 September 21, 2007
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Nascar is one of the best sports ever made! and it's not a bad thing to be a redneck! Stupid yankees!
by Andrea April 8, 2005
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NASCAR-Chic

A New trend is southern decoration. An upscale move toward improving ones class with a southern flare. any object found or bought that can improve upon the present decore in one own house or yard.
"Hey, Bill-bob, I love the way you hung dat stockcar hood over your new #8 inflatable swimming pool. It makes a great shade for little Bubba. It's so NASCAR-Chic."

"I gest love your new double-wide, now that you added the whitewalls to it. It's so NASCAR-Chic."
by Michael Pleasant January 23, 2008
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NASCAR-face

someone who, upon seeing their face, you know probably watches NASCAR; also see hick, redneck, white trash, or trailer trash.
At the beach
Megan: Oh that guy in the blue board shorts by the water has a hot body!
Sarah: Agreed but I got a better look at him earlier and he totally has NASCAR-face.
Megan: Pitty.

At Walmart
Jeff: Why does Walmart seem to have such a high ratio of NASCAR-face?
Jake (holding up a Dale Earnhart Jr. t-shirt): Well this probably doesn't help matters.
by CrashJE June 23, 2010
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NASCAR

Sport usually broadcasted on Fox or NBCSN. Toyota's, Chevy's, and Ford's take the track for 4 hours. Full of grueling, action packed racing inches away from 40 other competitors, at speeds upwards of 200 +MPH. If you haven't watched it on TV or LIVE, you can't bust it, best sport!
Nascar is on today, go Jr!
Landon Cassilll wins yay!
by Nascar - a sport September 7, 2016
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A car with trash in every seat other than the driver's, hence it being a nasty car.
Jake: Did you see Matt's car?
Jon: Yeah, it's a total nascar.
by JoshSed June 28, 2016
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