mexstralian

When a bartenders night goes to hell. All of a sudden all his patrons are mexican and australian. ( NO TIPS ) They all want to know what the CHEAPEST drink is.

The night started out great, then it went compleatly MEXSTRALIAN

by jimrim June 27, 2007

Mistress Noire

aka Tina Noire. Guardian servers cookie mistress in City of Heroes

Mistress Noire: *gives cookies* :o

by Noire81 May 25, 2009

Mistress Of Bang

The title Given to a female who has fallen in love to a nearly obsessive degree with someone with the last name of Bang.

Mistress - "I LOVE YOU _ _ _ _ _ Bang"
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep

Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang

by D.Butler December 16, 2010

mistron

an absolute boss, someone who is awesome at everything, especially poke wars

I lost in a poke war to an absolute mistron

by im winnin this August 24, 2011

Mistranslasian

A hilariously bad attempt at translating something to English from any Asian language, most commonly Japanese.

"Hi, can I get some egg rolls?"
"Yes, we have many super octopus for you! It make happy power for you long time!"
"Does anyone work here who speaks fluent English? I couldn't understand any of that horrible mistranslasian you just made."

by TheHereticTheory March 5, 2012

Mastracci

someone who very frequently eats pussy or eats a girl out very often

Rodger is mastracci because he does it everyday.

by Mastracci August 31, 2016

mostro

Short for mutual oral sex temporary restraining order

Phil: So what did the court give you?
Sammy: They gave me a mostro

by fancguy September 21, 2016