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Elon Musk

A type of sex position where you put money on your dick and shove it in the hole
"oi Jimmy, I just Elon Musked Sarah!"
"no way! Your one lucky guy!"
by icepyxl March 7, 2023
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Musking

1.(verb)To be considered a genius in a specific field or science while simultaneously being oblivious to the perceptions of one’s peers as being an idiot in other fields and or sciences.

2.To be considered by others to be of superior intellect while having a propensity to make decisions, use language, and or commit actions considered foolish by one’s peers and or the public.
(proper)

Dr. Peters is musking if he thinks anyone supports his flat Earth theories.

(slang)
Dr. Peters was muskin it during his speech on the validity of flat Earth theory.
by Unknown El January 19, 2024
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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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musk it up

To fuck a good thing up for narcissistic or egotistical reasons.
- Man, twitter used to be such an inspiring place for everyone to exchange ideas.
+ True that, but then he came along, fired the whole crew, reinstated all the klanbro accounts, renamed it X and made it "pay to win"...
- Yeah, he really musked that platform up!
+ Only he can musk it up this colossally.
by wittchenstein November 19, 2023
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musk something up

To make a mess of something for egotistical and/or narcissistic reasons.
Peter Thiel: "So what can this thing do?"
Elon Musk replied "Watch this!" and gunned the accelerator of his uninsured McLaren F1 (priced at $ 1M) while changing lanes, causing the car to spin out and crash. Musk reacted with "Wow, Peter, that was really intense." Followed by "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance."
Whether Peter replied with "Wow, you really musked that car up" or just sighed is left to ones imagination. All we know is, it really takes a narcissist to to musk something up that badly as a reaction to a poke at ones ego, all while being certain it couldn't happen to him.
If further is left as a matter of discussion whether God regrets musking up the job of protecting the planet and doing away with those terrible influences on humanity, as they both left the incident alive and uninjured, none the wiser.
by wittchenstein November 20, 2023
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Elon Musk

A pasty faced, weird-looking billionaire who bought Twitter, driving away followers and reinstating the incendiary accounts of “people” such as Donald Trump and his disciples.
Dave: “Twitter says that COVID-19 vaccines have microchips made by Bill Gates.”

Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”

Dave: “Get educated.”

Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”

Dave: “But, but, but.”

Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”

(Dave leaves speechless).
by The Real Canadian December 13, 2022
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Elon's Musk

A scent likened to that of a smell associated with ComicCon, but with a hint of privilege.
Whew! What's that smell?

You like that? I've been on Twitter the last few days and haven't showered.

Damn, I knew it was a case of Elon's Musk.
by street_samurai December 16, 2022
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