manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.

Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd

by Naples pap December 29, 2007

tit munger

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

by Robin February 6, 2005

munker

A cross between a man-cave and a bunker, the purpose of which is to allow the male ego to survive and flourish amidst nuclear war, biological attack, and artillery bombardments. Must be well-stocked with cold beer, sports memorabelia, flatscreen TV, and pre-recorded sports games from the past 10 years.

As the ground rattled around him, Jacob took comfort in a frosty brew and the 2009 World Series replay, knowing that he would be safe from all enemy attacks in his well-fortified munker.

by Chips Gearhard December 22, 2010

mudderboat

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest, then pushing one's face in between the shit covered ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side while making a rapid lip moving motorboat engine sound.

Similar to a motorboat with the addition of the feces.

Did you motorboat that girl with the big tits?
No man, I had the runs so I did a mudderboat instead!

by Rok Mriscan January 2, 2009

mander

(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.

Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.

by bkbroiler December 30, 2004

The Munger

When going down on a girl have a friend hide in a closet. At the appropriate moment your friend will come out from his hiding place, take a flying leep, and land directly on the girl's stomach. The result is her ovaries contract shooting all her eggs into your mouth.

Ex. 1 - "What a heinous bitch. Someone should give her The Munger to insure that she never breeds."

Ex. 2 - "No thanks, not even the slightest bit peckish, had a Munger before I came over."

Ex. 3 - "I have performed more Mungers then I can count. They call me Mung the Merciless around here."

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

Mungers

Australian slang for food you eat while you are drunk. Usually kebabs, pizza or maccas.

Mungers?

by Mung mungus November 12, 2017