Roping the mule.

Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.

Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.

by LRac0402 March 13, 2010

"lope your mule"

Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?

I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.

by Thursty June 11, 2006

shimmy up the mule

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

by Henry Marquez October 12, 2003

Pete The Mule

person that works for no recognition.

When i went to disney, i was "pete the mule" carrying all the kids souvenirs.

by kynar1 August 1, 2008

Angry Mule

The act of kicking your partner in the face while receiving head.

I got so into it last night I gave did the angry mule, and she bit me.

by 2meninabunk October 23, 2008

vapid mule

vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule

this vapid mule stole my strange asymmetrical haircut right from under my powdery nose!

by spectralux November 17, 2009

Meth Mule

Child of a non-liberal parent.

All children of non-liberal parents are meth mules.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023