One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
by Richter ass November 9, 2010
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by double z October 15, 2010
Get the muff cabage mug.Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:
Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."
Dale: "You're something too."
Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."
Dale: "In your vagina?"
Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."
Dale: "What's happening?"
Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.
Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."
Dale: "You're something too."
Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."
Dale: "In your vagina?"
Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."
Dale: "What's happening?"
Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.
A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."
You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"
You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"
by Lupars September 28, 2009
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...actually, it refers to the gunk that comes out of a vagina (a muff) , i.e yeast infection or other disgusting things of that nature. It's pronounced Gah-bage so often mistaken for Muff Cabbage.
...actually, it refers to the gunk that comes out of a vagina (a muff) , i.e yeast infection or other disgusting things of that nature. It's pronounced Gah-bage so often mistaken for Muff Cabbage.
You're muff gah-bage! Get outta here!
What did that guy just say? Muff Cabbage?
No, no, it was Muff Garbage, you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing...
What did that guy just say? Muff Cabbage?
No, no, it was Muff Garbage, you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing...
by kyle the ginger jewish jersian October 16, 2010
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