when you are tired of using the word "fucking" you say shitty. So instead of saying wait a fucking minute you would just use the word "shitty"
by KyleK April 2, 2008
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An insult used to refer to an individual as being soft, usualy in a physical manor.
An insult used to refer to an individual as being soft, usualy in a physical manor.
A: "Hey Dave i wouldn't piss that dude off if i were you"
B: "naa, he's a three minute egg"
A: "im gonna take your f***ing lips of and show em' to ya"
B: "in ya' dreams ya' three minute egg"
B: "naa, he's a three minute egg"
A: "im gonna take your f***ing lips of and show em' to ya"
B: "in ya' dreams ya' three minute egg"
by nomskilight May 23, 2010
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A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.
by Ursanbear January 19, 2011
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Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
by Rayburns August 21, 2011
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by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012
Get the snark monster mug.Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
by Nigel B Wellington III November 23, 2015
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