monoped

A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.

woah man, look at that freaky monoped
yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him
no man, monopeds have feelings too
you said that about gingers
yeah, I was lying then too

by Herr Hitler April 23, 2008

monopoly

a board game that is fun to play when your bored rigid out of your skull and ready to stab anyone that annoys you...of if its a rainy day

person 1:do you want to play monopoly?

person 2:i want to be the dog i never get to be the dog!

by crowie July 31, 2006

i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

monopoly

(1). Microsoft Corporation
(2). Microsoft Corporation's operating system, Windows

The only people who support monopoly are those who work for one or have been bought out by one!

by boarder8925 September 11, 2003

monopoly

expression used by high school dropouts to describe something of extreme coolness.

Fuck dude, that shits monopoly.

by baylie April 12, 2008

monopoly money

Monopoly Money, serious business.

Money that was not paid for, that does not exist in a real form, is of no true worth, is related to the board game Monopoly™, or an in-game video game currency used for purchasing game items that are not transferable for real money.

Most popular association is that of Monopoly Money, used in the game Monopoly™

by SibSpi September 17, 2007

monopoly money

exessive money used to buy up all the good properties, commodities, and public services. everywhere we land now, we have to pay.

at least bill gates set up the gates foundation with some of his monopoloy money. apples are still better, though.

george bush used his monopoly money to buy out the us government, and he'll do it again.

mtv is just as bad as the record labels at using its monopoly money to drown out all the good indie music.

by bone December 8, 2003