monobetes

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

Momopped

To Momopp(past tense). Originating from "mom"(someone you trust/that is close to you) and "opp"(your enemy).

Ellis: I heard your dog bit you.

Gavin: Yeah, I totally trusted him!

Ellis: He Momopped you.

by ItsReborn October 23, 2022

Monochist

A person who is way too sexy

Jett was a very monochist guy.

by thatoneguyfromvalorant January 21, 2023

Hangover Menopause

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

Free Mono

Some album that some random yute from Canada made

"What the hell is Free Mono"

"The thing Eli Born BAY BAY made"

"That's the dumbest name I ever heard. Who comes up with a name like that."

by #FuckEli January 7, 2022

pene de mono

A monkeys penis in spanish

Often used to describe someone.

Maria called Henry a pene de mono when he tried to beat her up.
Elyse refused to let us watch videos on her computer so we called her a pene de mono and she cried.

by niggerniggerlynchnigger January 17, 2017

monopoly money

yes, it is what these guy say, but it is also used in the game monopoly. it looks fake in most cases and feels fake, but there have been cases when it was used to pay a dumb slut or a stoned deliver boy.

use your monopoly money to pay for this pizza, the delivery boy looks high enought to accept it.

by teh castle July 29, 2006