minitia

a group of armed midgets.

The pygmies are coming! Alert the minitia!

by Kelly Plumber January 4, 2008

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

Manitoba Snowblower

A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.

"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."

by Canadaphiler March 26, 2010

minitab

Statistical analysis software used a lot in 6-sigma/process excellence programmes. The interface is a bit clunky, but the stats behind it is spot on.

It is boring because it just does what it is supposed to do. No fuss, no hassle, no crashes...

I threw my gauge R&R data in to MINITAB and it confirmed what I suspected - the instrument is useless for measuring to the required tolerance.

by fubarderby April 13, 2006

Moit

Used by chavs as a way of saying "To fuck someone up."

(To cause severe physical damage to another person)

Don't talk shit about my mum or you're gonna get fuckin moited mate

Last night my bro got moited at the park by some weed smokers

by DAVE THE MOITER August 4, 2018

Moit

A term used between australian males when you cant be fucked saying there name often used between friends

usually accompanied by a self dacking or as a greeting

G'DAY MOOOOIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!

pull your pants up moit....

mate ranga gday dack double dack

by aussie mate3214 May 28, 2009

Manito

A very small town of about 1,500 people about 45 minutes from Peoria,IL. It is considered a hicktown because of it's very historic feel to it. There are about 4 places to eat including a Subway and three restaurants, 2 gas stations and a police station. There typically is nothing to do in this small-ass town so most teenagers cruise or find places to sit.

Dude i went to Manito this weekend and drove around for about 5 hours total it was boring as hell man.

by manitooober April 22, 2009