Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013

Yung midgeridoo

You better hide your lotion and (if you have any definitely not harry) dicks because Yung midgeridoo Is comping to sic your dic.

Man I’ve been on the lookout for yung midgeridoo I’ve been earring sucking noises at night.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

King Midas balls

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

by King Crowe April 15, 2022

skanky little midden

A term used in Scotland for a dirty little scruff.

Look at that Skanky little midden

by AnonymousAnal October 21, 2017

midger

A very short, black person. The combination of two words; nigger and midget.... Not intended as a derogatory word, but DAMN, it makes SUCH good sense!

Midger (MIJJ-er)

Damn dude, that foo Jamal aint nothing but a little ass midger!!

by Ballico Sakc Dragger November 28, 2009

midelne

midelne more like midelolne hehe

Midelne: hehe
UKMoof: hehe

by Foom September 17, 2003

midded

bisexual

He is so midded

by LelliJelliKelli November 17, 2010