meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute

Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"

by stove2590 July 6, 2016

meth diet

Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.

I was on my meth diet when I shot them crackers to gets money for more medicine.

by Mello Fello June 26, 2014

Meth monkey

A person,or group from the meth loving skanks whores and small dicked guys most parts of Valdosta the concrete jungle to everywhere it's meth always scratching or picking or jumping around bed bug bed to another

Hey Matt ,you see that bitch right there twerking to hard like my ex with her new meth monkey ?? Yea there probly from valdosta

by Davesnotvheregohome October 7, 2018

meth muppet

A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...

''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...

by bluemnmz3 May 19, 2014

Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else

Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it

by thatsmethman October 22, 2020

iso meth

Meth look alike or twin but in the end you just ain't feeling it😞

Did some iso meth vs the normal hookup now I'm sad n I have no clue why?!!!

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Meth detective

Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.

There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.

by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022