beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

Jamacian Mess

while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.

last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.

by Chester_1968 August 3, 2021

soda mess

A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.

Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?

by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016

Boiling mess

A person who is worse than a hot mess.

Stacey is a hot mess but Darcey is a boiling mess.

by Meleryeler July 27, 2020

bisexual mess

shuichi saihara

person #1: who do you ship shuichi with?
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

Mess up

To change something and bring its value to a lower degree.

I balled up LeBron James and took him to the hole in 1 on 1 10 times. I won the game 10-0. He told me I should play in the summer pro league. I said no way, nuh-uh, that shit might try to mess up my game.

by MatthewSzymanski December 18, 2020