Markindon

A perfect place, often used to describe a kingdom-like scenario unlike Utopia which is broader.

This city isn't a Markindon but it comes close.

by an_unidentified_emu February 28, 2023

Glory Markings

scratch marks from a person's sexual partner on their back indicating their partner was thoroughly satisfied

Marcus: check it look at my back
Adam: WHOA look at those glory markings
Marcus: she couldnt get enough..i swacked that joint

by CapTioniT July 17, 2010

marky marking

To finger blast a woman

So last night I was marky marking this girl.

by Tweak132 September 5, 2011

Hot Mervin

To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)

My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.

by Shrexyshrek March 31, 2015

merkan

The people of Merka, an important country on the North Merkan continent.

My fellow Merkans, four-score and seven years ago ....

by mich July 19, 2004

The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

by Kimmy Booth January 18, 2005

Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010