Melon Bag

Opposite lemon squeeze.

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

by Jesperz January 2, 2011

Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

melon

cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

by shou-chan August 9, 2003

melonholing

The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.

by melon man January 18, 2003

man melons

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.

That guy should not be running with those man melons

by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015

Blind melon

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

by Less Moreland August 5, 2017

Melon

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016