Meatman

The meatman is the man behind all of society, he has been sticking his hands in our governments since we first formed states. The meatman is now controlling the united states and is the one behind the great divide and all of its issues. It is all lies, you cannot trust the facts, they are brainwashing you.

Nick: "I have stopped using social media because the meatman tracks your every decision.

by Zexaveau January 21, 2020

meatarrhea

A state of diarrhea induced by over-consumption of meat.

"Dude, I just ate four double cheeseburgers... Now I have meatarrhea."

"Don't eat too much man, you'll get meatarrhea."

by Cameron the 1337 December 24, 2008

meatwaves

When men attempt to out fart one another.

Those are some nasty meatwaves, open the window

by Real-life November 4, 2013

meatathon

running in marathon with a boner

the other day i ran and the marathon turned into a meatathon

by CreamyBush May 14, 2014

meatnapping

When you can't get an erection

Doug was in the burg trying to dp some skanks and he was experiencing meatnapping.

I think johnny spend too much time at lake flacid now he has a case of meatnapping

by BD playah June 20, 2017

meatball stomach

A stomach that is abnormally large and in a shape of a meatball

Wow that man over there has some meatball stomach

by Enterpriso September 20, 2017

Meatballionare

When you are given or come across a large quantity of meat balls.

I'm at Ikea and have $20 for lunch, I'm a meatballionare!

by horsemeat.mpeg May 1, 2018