thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.
Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!
by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008
Get the panty mayonnaise mug.1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.
1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"
by Tusitala July 29, 2009
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Mayonnaise.. usually white and put on a sandwich. Or other foods. IT also has a redneck definition..
by Grumpy Granny December 22, 2016
Get the Mayonnaise mug.The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it
by Mayonnaise Master December 10, 2005
Get the The Mayonnaise mug.1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.
1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"
by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006
Get the to travel on mayonaise mug.Dude, I fucking shot my love mayonnaise all over that milf's hot pussyand tits, and then her hot 19 year old daughter licked it off for her.
by Vulgaris September 21, 2005
Get the Love Mayonnaise mug.When a male is having sex with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, ejaculates into his hand, and slaps her in the face.
Male: Mmm...
Female: What the...
*Slap!!!*
Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!
Female: What the...
*Slap!!!*
Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!
by Ambrosino January 17, 2009
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