Hold the Mayo

When a man lifts a partner's eye lid and cums in the eye getting as much cum under the eye lid as possible. Once he is done, he then releases and rubs the eye lid.

No bitch I know likes to hold the mayo, they all get mad!

by MJizzelness August 13, 2010

Mayo day

The day to celebrate the battle of the Mayonnaise.

Whoa It's June 11th time for the mayo day

by pookiesgramma July 9, 2018

Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021

mayo clinic

A euphemism for blowing a load / jerking off.

The patient went to the mayo clinic, which is why his prostate is inflamed.

by ernest_borgnine August 16, 2022

Mayo Man

person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties

Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week

by 28Mxdonalds August 16, 2021

Russian Mayo

A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".

by TheCraftyCocktailor January 15, 2020

Chupa Mayo

It basically means shut up

Ikkaku:Chupa Mayo manny
Manny: 😐

by CEO of beo August 2, 2021