Mattisha 

Mattshia's are very unique and different ways and sometimes they are a chatterbox they are pretty a savage a cute girl and they do not think what people say and work hard for anything they wishfor

I can work with mattisha

Mattisha by Taylor@daysh October 10, 2018

Mattison 

A beautiful woman that has a heart of gold. The woman that I’ve always dreamt of being with and so much more. She’s the hardest working and most determined woman. She’s always willing to step in to defend others when they need her. She loves god more than anything and will always hold her ground. She’s stubborn but it’s a good think because she’s almost always right. She’s forgiving even when she doesn’t have to be. She’s the one thing in this world I know I could never live with out. Most of all she’s my lobster…. Forever and always

No sentence would ever be good enough to describe my mattison

Mattison by NateFoster010723 February 21, 2023

Mattastrophe 

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.

Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.

Mattastrophe by MattRAY June 1, 2010

Mathisoning 

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

Mathisoning by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013

Mattschecking 

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss

Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.

Mattschecking by Harrymanback November 23, 2013

mattied 

When a person abruptly hangs up on you during a phone conversation without saying "Bye" even though you aren't aware that the conversation is over.

Today I was on the phone with mom and she just hung up when she was finished talking. She didn't even say bye. I guess I got Mattied.

mattied by thor bob December 21, 2013

Mantis Style

Mantis Style is a form of hardcore sex where post ejaculation the female eats the male's head, similar to a praying mantis.

Tyler: Dude, did you here Joe died while having sex with his girlfriend?
Eddy: Yeah, I heard she went Mantis Style on him.

Mantis Style by Mr. Smon Jifff December 3, 2016