Dirty Mats

A fucking Idiot with no Skills. But he has a giant schlong and will make u laugh.

Did u just „Dirty Mats“ her/him?

by Not Mats August 24, 2021

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Mr mataya

Piff lad at Queensgate school, hotboxes in the staffroom and bitches about year 7’s. Can usually be seen with red glasses and a striped tee

Have you got any weed on you?
No ask mr mataya

by Kylieminetvanblache November 26, 2021

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Matey

Mateys are annoying people which hang around with cool people to look cool

person1: hey why is that matey following us?
person2: IDK

person1: probably just to look cool

by bestman001 February 7, 2018

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matayla's are dangerous creatures that have a love/hate relationship with beans. if ever caught in a firepit with a matayla scamper away! espescially is you are a smooth yet rugged man. when looking for a matayla be sure to pack lots of rancid beef, just the smell of it makes her flip around like a dead cow!but seriously, matayla's are the sweetest people you will ever meet,although they like chasing there siblings around with ketchup, and dirty diapers, she is a nice, funny, and insanly beautiful cool beans friend!!!

omg! you are such a matayla!

damn girl! i wish i was a matayla!

by Chelsea xox October 21, 2008

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The Matisyahu Effect

The Matisyahu Effect is when a person of a ethnic minority becomes successful in a genre of music that is not "typical" to they're ethnic background. Most of the time the artist will only be mediocre, but because of their step into a new genre, they are immediatly popular.

The Matisyahu Effect would be responsible for the popularity of...

A black guy playing guitar like Jack Johnson

A chinese girl playing piano like Alisha Keyes

A Jew rapping

A Hindu techno writer named "DJ Krishna"

ect...

by MattCotton June 17, 2006

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