Matheu

An absolutely amazing person, the best friend or boyfriend you will ever have. Fantastic sense of humour. Often quiet but shines out as an extremely intelligent individual. Also a fantastic lover, but doesn't get around a lot, he saves it for the right girl. Good suits are Lauren's, Jessica's and Holly's.

Person 1: Wow, that guys really funny and quite sexy!

Person 2: He's a Matheu

by BananaIsland22 August 29, 2012

Mathochist

Math + Masochist = Mathochist.

used to describe math teachers who teach long, drawn out processes of solving things, when there's clearly a shortcut. They take pleasure in watching students suffer.

Jack: "GOD look at all this homework!"
Jill: "This is gonna take me hours to finish..."
Jack: "Mr. V is such a mathochist."

by Anon E. Muse February 28, 2009

Kim Mathers

just a normal lady who was in a relationship that had its ups and downs but who's private life was unfortunately public for all to judge.

people who dont know her calling her a whore, people taking lyric's too literally.

by reggie June 16, 2003

Dirty Mathew

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.

'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.

“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

kim mathers

A distraught and troubled woman in which the media has made out to be the Devils Spawn.

Who are we to judge?? Are we all so perfect that we can stand up and point our fingers at whats right and wrong? Its such a shame....

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Mathew

He is handsome, intelligent, fun, funny, charming and sweet. He also has the most incredible eyes I have ever seen in my life, you can lose yourself in them, but he tends to be a jerk. Most of the time he thinks he's irresistable. I have known him for a while and denies it, ignorant and will probably ignore people that he doesnt like or is "obsessed with him" but i sill really like him xD

Mathew Aram xD...o_o

by hahaschica September 26, 2010