mount feces

The practice of male high school students selecting one bathroom within the building and piling one defecation on top of another until the toilet bowl it completely full.

There is a tremendous Mount Feces in the third stall in the gym lavatory.

by Randy Lahey 90201 July 21, 2020

The Maryland Mount

When a partner shoves a flesh light up their partners ass and uses the flesh light to pleasure them selves

Mark: Hey Maddy, you up to try The Maryland Mount tonight?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Lovely!

by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

Mount Puji

An enormous colon-print sufficiently voluminous so as to create an island of feces in the commode. Adding to the pain of the inescapable burn of the high-friction exit, seconds after said mountain is created, the crafter is further penalized by the extreme stench that accompanies the exposed fecal surface area.

After an insane night of drinking, I often create a Mount Puji.

by James M Bryan March 26, 2013

Mount Judd

The UKs number 1 tourist attraction Located in the beautiful town of nuneaton, many people travel abroad to see this amazing landmark

im going to mount judd today chris

ah have a sick one at the best hill in the world

by Timmy Tuncan January 2, 2021

Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.

Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.

by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021

MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016