Wet And Messy

Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).

Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).

This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.

This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.

My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022

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talkin' bout ur friends behind their back or just instigating

You just bein' messy talkin' bout that girl like that.

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A Missy is a real character. Missy's can be found performing strange but hilarious skits for friends, or even perfect strangers, that will leave you wondering "What the F?"... while peeing your pants in laughter. Missy's are true friends that will always be there for you. You are lucky if you know a Missy for they bring sunshine into your day. Though they are odd, they are original and beautiful human beings.

Rachel: "Hey Missy, how you doin over there?"

Missy: "I'm ready! Got my spf 90 on, I'm wearing blue and orange, and my mommy thinks I'm "SPECIAL." ...

(she stops and does a cartwheel randomly, all while not spilling a single drop of Coor's light!).

Crowd: "Astounding!" (much applause).

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Randy Moss. Future Hall-of-Fame resident. Greatest WR ever to play the game. The life and soul of the Minnesota Vikings. Has amazing talent. MOSS + MASSIVE = MOSSIVE

shit check out that tarzan wave! its huge! its mossive!

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Telling someone who you are romantically interested in and who is interested in you as well that you love them, causing them to not feel any romantic interest towards you and freaking them out.

Telling a woman you're interested in and have realized you love at some point you love her, causing her to lose any of the obvious romantic feelings she had for you.

Same for a woman towards a man.

I.e. the exchange between Barney and Robin in How I Met Your Mother, and also the reason for the name itself - Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother.

"Tim just pulled a Mosby on Rachel"

"Oh God, he's never going to be able to get with her then. She was talking about how much she liked him just last week too"

by Barney"Suit"Stinson August 9, 2009

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