Mississippi Pickle

The down-south version of a Blumpkin. A sweet aromatic experience where you insert the genital of a defacating man into your oral cavity. Known for the sweet smells of defecating southern foods.

I had fried chickenand gumbo last night, I'm hoping brandine is hungry for my Mississippi Pickle.

by moonbb33 September 19, 2013

Mississippi boat ride

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.

Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.

by mr_boatride January 4, 2010

mississippi mudslide

A Mississippi Mudslide is the next step after a Cleveland Steamer. You take a dump on a girls chest (the Cleveland Steamer part) then use that as lube to titty fuck her. It often precedes a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle (moving up and into the girls mouth to erupt).

I met some nasty ho at the bar last night and gave her a Mississippi Mudslide. It smelled horrible but the crazy bitch was into it and she actually requested a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle!

by GTaylor April 12, 2008

Mississippi Credit Card

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.

Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.

by Che's_Hands November 3, 2008

Mississippi Corn Dog

Having aggressive anal sex with a damn fine 300lbs betty, pulling your corn-shit covered penis out of her ass and fat folds, and then whipping her in the face with it (still covered in poo) several thousand times.

Hey bro, I Mississippi Corn Dogged your mom last night!

by Slaw Dogger July 10, 2009

Mississauga

One of the largest suburbs in North America, a nice quiet place to live and commute. Mississauga is known for a big ass train wreck, an MP who can't keep her mouth shut, and having lopsided mayoral elections

Non Mississaugan-"So, you live in Mississauga?"
Misissaugan-"Yeah, it's an okay city."

by Will March 20, 2005

Mississippi Deathwish

You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. You swing down and aim for the girl's vagina, the goal being to pick her up with just your penis and carry her into the air.

Guy 1: Did you hear Frank is in the hospital?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He tried the Mississippi Deathwish!

by Mike Oxbigh April 27, 2009