Bette Midler

Legendary singer, actress and comedian known for her brassy singing, and her vibrant stage persona. Born in Hawaii, Bette went on to star in films such as The Rose, Beaches and The First Wives Club. Midler also conquered the music charts with "From a Distance" and "Wind Beneath My Wings".

I went to see Bette Midler in her Kiss My Brass concert last night.

by Jonnybooth March 15, 2007

MILF Shake

The ejaculate into an orifice of a MILF and continue to vigously penetrate until the ejaculate becomes frothy.

Hey, remember when I spent the night at your house last night? I woke up early and had sex with your mom. I gave her a MILF Shake. Pretty wild huh?

by 1337Noodles May 7, 2007

Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969

Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!

by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017

MILF

Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

That's is one hot MILF. (Miner I'd Like Freed)

by VerifiedLiberal October 15, 2010

MILF Wand

Male sexual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. Possess Magical powers with MILF's to make them do abnormal activities.

I was in da club an Bitches were all up on me. This one hoa made my MILF Wand start to rise.

I best friends Mom can't get enough of my MILF Wand, it's like her heroin but I'm not complaining.
Last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my MILF Wand all night.

by Boss man ffds July 13, 2012

MILF

Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.

Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.

by Iz U Down September 20, 2014

MILF

A very sexual desirable mature female who may or may not have bore children. She can be be physically attractive or plain but the one common trait they possess is a very healthy sex drive. As they have aged in years, their sexual skills have been honed to near perfection. They are also desirable because they usually have great oral skills and no sexual hangups like their younger counterparts.

"Did anybody every tell you that you mom is one hot MILF!!!??

by the truth and nothing but July 20, 2015