The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
Get the penis to mass ratio mug.Yoni is the Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "sacred space" or "Sacred Temple." In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect.
The goal of the Tantric Yoni massage is not solely to achieve orgasm, although orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal can be as simple as to pleasure and massage the Yoni. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and do not have to worry about achieving any particular goal. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return, but simply allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself.
by canucker November 17, 2006
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1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
by Dus10 August 24, 2007
Get the message board massacre mug.1. a severe condition in which a woman's ass is out of proportion with the rest of the body.
2. a ass so big, even thinking about it will get you lost.
3. a ass so gargantuan, the only thing that gives definition is it's cellulite
4. Booty for days or ass for days--Ebonics
2. a ass so big, even thinking about it will get you lost.
3. a ass so gargantuan, the only thing that gives definition is it's cellulite
4. Booty for days or ass for days--Ebonics
Rhinocop-I hooked up w/ Heavy D last night
Ian-What did you do?
Rhinocop-Yea i tapped that...
Ian-...You mean you got tapped by the mass ass
Rhinocop-Yea!
Ian-Your sick!
Ian-What did you do?
Rhinocop-Yea i tapped that...
Ian-...You mean you got tapped by the mass ass
Rhinocop-Yea!
Ian-Your sick!
by Curtis "Billion Dollar Budget" Jackson April 24, 2006
Get the mass ass mug.all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
Get the Texas Chili Bowl Massacre mug.The code word for sex used by prostitutes in places like Japan and Guam. Outright prostitution is illegal and so you're not having sex with a prostitute you're getting a massage, not to be confused with a legitimate massage because of the japanese language, the last sound of the word "massage" becomes "ji"
Shipmate, I think you need to go loosen up and get a massaji from one of those girls out in the Honch.
by 1337_Sailor June 19, 2008
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