helga lumpneck

Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.

“DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”

helga lumpneck by dudette-woman-girl January 5, 2021

Lumpiamaniac 

A person who is addicted to Lumpia (Spring Roll).

"There's a Lumpiamaniac guy who stole 20 packs of Lumpiang Shanghai with 100pcs each pack."

Lumpiamaniac by Samuel Gamay September 18, 2019

lumpismo

1. The tendency or act of abruptly changing (or attempting to shift) the topics of discussion or a meeting to a larger, containing category.

2. An abrupt attempt to shift topics to ones only broadly or peripherally related to the original ones.

My companion's constant lumpismo finally sidetracked the whole point of our talk.

lumpismo by PoppaCrumpalicious February 19, 2018

lumpatious 

A word from the TV show Sam & Cat. Used as an insult.

Quit being so lumpatious.

lumpatious by MyDailyMelody January 10, 2014

Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.

Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.

Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

Both lumps

A particularly hefty ejaculation

"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, left her with a face like a plasterer's radio"

Both lumps by Da Real JZ February 21, 2009

Lumpatious 

Somebody who is rude and loves to hurt peoples feelings. Most people hate lumpatious people. People who are lumpatious are usually full of themselves and think that they are above everyone else.

Girl : I really hate that guy!!
Boy : Yeah everyone does... he is so lumpatious!!!

Lumpatious by lumpatiouspeoples January 13, 2014