Lostercoo

A rooster-type bird/foul, with a golden horn. Can be found in popular fiction and mythology. Shares common ancestry with roosters and unicorns.

Damn, that lostercoo totally just killed that regular chicken.

by Drew Aemily 6969 April 7, 2010

Facebook Loiterer

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.

Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.

by gackslayer January 19, 2011

Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

The act of WINNING at life.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

by Ajkert May 8, 2014

Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer)

An ass hole that hangs around gay bars

That arsehole Chuck Jr the CFO.CPA is a GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer) and LOVES little boys.

by Drabbs April 2, 2008

lopers

A single or collection of females that you shamefully solicit for sexual acts but what be disparaged if anyone knew that you were hooking up with them.

yo, I havent gotten ass in ages lets call up those lopers, they'll help me get rid of this DSB.

by ya....ok December 29, 2006