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True Lion

1. A person who is amazing at everything, and is probably one of the best people ever created.

2. A place that is overcrowded, causing people to randomly shout out.
1. Ben: Did you see that guy in HMV?

Simon: Yeah, he was a true lion.

2. THERES TOO MANY FUCKING LIONS IN THIS HOUSE!
by BennyB123 May 28, 2009
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The Scruffy Lionel

Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.
Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018
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detroit lions

crappy Detroit football team...since 1970: 15 playoff berths, 1 playoff win; help me marriucci, you're my only hope
The Lions...
by LyingLions March 23, 2004
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Lionel Messi

The best soccer player of all time. Lionel was born in Romario, Argentina, and plays for FC Barcelona. He may be standing at a mere 5'7, but his amazing skill makes up for it. Most people love him, but all 11 Real Madrid thinks he sucks. Shut up and realize that he is better than Ronaldo. He has not YET won a world cup, but we are all rooting for him in June!!!!
Real Madrid fan: Hey, did you see that amazing play Ronaldo

Random Kid: Oh, you mean that tap in 2 inches from the goal, if you want to watch a real play, watch
Barcelona's game tomorrow so you can see Lionel Messi
by Yodeling Walmart Kid123 June 7, 2018
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Mountain Lion

A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family.

With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.
Dude, why does your grandma keep asking me if I want more milk and cookies? Watch out, bro, She's a mountain lion.
by Sir Gaga June 1, 2009
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Lion King

When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.
Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars
by Timbit December 15, 2012
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lion

(verb) Running your fingers through your partner's hair durning vigorous making out causing a drastic increase in hair volume; thus causing the hair to take on the appearance of a lion's mane.
{Brian and Michele intensly making out on a futon}

Michele: BRIAN! I told you not to lion me! We are going to visit my parents later!

Brian: It's better than leaving a chinese takeout in your purse.
by Travis Urban October 18, 2008
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