The best soccer player of all time. Lionel was born in Romario, Argentina, and plays for FC Barcelona. He may be standing at a mere 5'7, but his amazing skill makes up for it. Most people love him, but all 11 Real Madrid thinks he sucks. Shut up and realize that he is better than Ronaldo. He has not YET won a world cup, but we are all rooting for him in June!!!!
Real Madrid fan: Hey, did you see that amazing play Ronaldo
Random Kid: Oh, you mean that tap in 2 inches from the goal, if you want to watch a real play, watch
Barcelona's game tomorrow so you can see Lionel Messi
one of the biggest jerks you will ever meet. He will make you feel small every chance he gets. Tommy is the type of person to say YOUR MOM, whenever someone says something. He will brag about everything that he beats you in, and at one point, you've just had enough of him and throw him in a dish.
Kid: Hey mom, There's this really mean ki-
Mom: WAIT, is his name Tommy?
Kid: Yeah, and he is bullying everyone in my school
Mom: OK GOOGLE, where is the nearest ditch
The Greatest young yodeler in history. His claim to fame was yodeling inside a Walmart in Illinois. He is also one of the biggest memes of 2018.
Hey, did you here of The walmart yodeling kid
What's his name again?
Mason Ramsey, you idiot, do you even pay attention to the internet