dick lightning 

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.

1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.

dick lightning by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011

Made Of Lightning 

A phrase that is used to help define how awesome something or someone is. Similar to "Made Of Win". Can also be used together with win, but generally meant for things that are epic as hell, for example "Made of lightning and win!"

Me: "Holy shit dude! That head shot was made of lightning and win!"
Friend: "Fuck yeah it was broski!"

Made Of Lightning by FoxCarnage November 27, 2009

Jew Lightning 

The act of burning down one's property to collect the insurance policy.

"The Johnson's place burned to the ground in less than an hour."
"That was some serious Jew Lightning if you ask me"

Jew Lightning by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007

Ride the Lightning

Release in 1984 by Metallica, is the greatest album of all time.

Ride the Lightning is too good.

Ride the Lightning by Nu September 24, 2003

mountain lightning 

An off brand mountain dew. Made by Sam's Choice, which is usually found at walmart. Priced at $1.97 for a 12 pack.

Hey, that mountain lightning is cheap. Let's get it!

mountain lightning by ugarmyxskillet July 19, 2005

Dutch Lightning 

The carefully planned act of deceptive arson of one's own personal property to bring about an insurance claim.

Joe: 'Dan, Johann's old dilapidated house burned down last night. He always wanted to build a new house.'

Dan: 'It must have been struck by Dutch Lightning then.'

Dutch Lightning by niner1 January 16, 2010

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the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard by nylonthingy February 26, 2023